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uhmeliamay:

I love paying for things in change because it doesn’t feel like real money

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

fem-usa:

I have never related to a comic so personally before

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:
whalegod:
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe

bysaestyl:

The False Shepard